[Ah, is that what this is all about (obviously, it is, it was an inevitability....). But he just shakes his head slowly at that, arched eyebrow clearly unimpressed--

Before finally, he caves.

Yeah, he's a guest here, and she did make him his meal. He supposes she has the right to take it away from him as well, though his ninja skills for saving his meal from being taken by others are top-notch after living with Tenka for so long.]

There's no need to be threatening.

[yes there is]

...I assume you're asking after what poor decisions I've made recently, then. [a sigh, short but still mostly good-humored.]

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