[He makes a noise rather reminiscent of "hrk" as he's dropped onto his feet, but somehow, through a massive amount of willpower, he manages to retain them and not immediately sink to the ground.
Even though there's that urge.
Slowly, he takes a deep breath.
Okay........ okay. He can.........walk. One step in front of the next.
[Tenka watches for a moment and Deeply Considers picking Sousei right up underneath his arm and walking along, kinda like how Dad used to do.
But.... nah, he doesn't think he's tall enough for that (is that the only reason?).
Regardless, he's just shaking his head and stepping in front of Sousei and forcing the other man right back onto his back. At least this is moderately less mortifying. Sorta.]
No, the entire point of injuring you was to get out of their faster. Stop ruining the plan for your pride.
What plan? This was a stupid plan! I never agreed to this!
[This is embarrassing and humiliating and he still hurts so much, you'd better bet he's pissed.
But also he thinks that getting out of here ASAP trumps everything right now, especially with how much he hurts and how stupid Tenka is being.
So he just grumbles and loosely wraps his arms around Tenka's neck to hold himself in place properly, despite the urge to properly strangle him, which is very Present.]
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[Yeah.
He's still squirming.
As much as he can, anyway, after that critical hit, which is not near as much as usual.]
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[It was a critical hit.
He admits it might be funny to watch Sousei faceplant.]
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He's not entirely sure but he sure would try.
Oh god he's so Over this entire thing.]
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Tenka lifts him off his shoulder and
essentially drops him onto his feet]
Let's see it, Yamainu-san.
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Even though there's that urge.
Slowly, he takes a deep breath.
Okay........ okay. He can.........walk. One step in front of the next.
... ... ... Just give him a moment.]
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Tenka's just crossing his arms and watching.]
So.
At this rate, we'll get home in about five years.
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Shut up.
[He grits his teeth, wills his legs to be steadier, and takes a step forward.
And another.
He's a little unsteady, but hey, he's walking through pure force of will mostly.]
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But.... nah, he doesn't think he's tall enough for that (is that the only reason?).
Regardless, he's just shaking his head and stepping in front of Sousei and forcing the other man right back onto his back. At least this is moderately less mortifying. Sorta.]
No, the entire point of injuring you was to get out of their faster. Stop ruining the plan for your pride.
[ok but it was a dumb plan]
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[This is embarrassing and humiliating and he still hurts so much, you'd better bet he's pissed.
But also he thinks that getting out of here ASAP trumps everything right now, especially with how much he hurts and how stupid Tenka is being.
So he just grumbles and loosely wraps his arms around Tenka's neck to hold himself in place properly, despite the urge to properly strangle him, which is very Present.]
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[HE BEAMS, SO HAPPILY ABOUT IT TOO]
Good choice if you ask me. Bahahahaha!!
[please don't strangle him, sousei]
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Rather, he's not strangling Tenka, though the urge is still there, but he is grabbing a good handful of that crab hair and giving it a sharp tug.
Fucker.]
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but admittedly that probably makes it much easier to grab just the bun and]
Gaahhhhh!!!
Not my beautiful hair!
[tenka plz]
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But wow Tenka really.
He gives it another sharp tug for good measure.]
Think things through before you do them!
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and then GRUMBLING SO MUCH GRUMBLING]
I did, I did!! Look! We're free now, aren't we?! Not like you were offering any amazing solutions!
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[LIKE NORMAL PEOPLE.
WHO CARES IF MARY WOULD'VE POUTED.]
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But then I would've had to finish the dance with you.
[also a good point]
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Though.
Points are deducted because--]
If you hadn't agreed to it in the first place--
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[though it's still relevant]
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[AND HE'S STILL MAD ABOUT IT.]
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[STOP??]
We're out now, let it go!
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[and
after you kneed him in the balls
it still hurts, fucker]
This is your problem. You expect me to let you get away with whatever you please.
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Nag nag nag, I'm Abe no Sousei and I'm never happy about anything!
[where's the lie]
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[YEAH NEXT TIME HE GETS TO KNEE YOU IN THE BALLS. SEE HOW YOU LIKE IT.]
I suspect you'll change your tune then.
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[no he won't]
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I don't care anymore. Just get us both home as quickly as possible.