[Trust me, Tenka says, and terribly, Sousei knows that he does. He's never doubted it, after all. Tenka is his partner, and he knows he won't betray his trust again, not after he did 11 years before and regretted it--]
[PROBABLY SUCCESSFUL in that everyone is so shocked and confused that they don't even think to stop them, really.
They'll probably have to make apologies later, especially to Mary, considering Tenka ruined that dance she was hoping for. Either way, though, Sousei is still wheezing, but as soon as they're outside, he's aiming a punch at Tenka's head.]
Put me down, idiot! I am never going to listen to your "plans" ever again!
[He makes a noise rather reminiscent of "hrk" as he's dropped onto his feet, but somehow, through a massive amount of willpower, he manages to retain them and not immediately sink to the ground.
Even though there's that urge.
Slowly, he takes a deep breath.
Okay........ okay. He can.........walk. One step in front of the next.
[Tenka watches for a moment and Deeply Considers picking Sousei right up underneath his arm and walking along, kinda like how Dad used to do.
But.... nah, he doesn't think he's tall enough for that (is that the only reason?).
Regardless, he's just shaking his head and stepping in front of Sousei and forcing the other man right back onto his back. At least this is moderately less mortifying. Sorta.]
No, the entire point of injuring you was to get out of their faster. Stop ruining the plan for your pride.
What plan? This was a stupid plan! I never agreed to this!
[This is embarrassing and humiliating and he still hurts so much, you'd better bet he's pissed.
But also he thinks that getting out of here ASAP trumps everything right now, especially with how much he hurts and how stupid Tenka is being.
So he just grumbles and loosely wraps his arms around Tenka's neck to hold himself in place properly, despite the urge to properly strangle him, which is very Present.]
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You're occasionally legitimately a waste of my time.
[HE CAN'T BELIEVE THIS.]
We need to find a way to leave.
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Do you trust me?
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It sets off alarm bells in his head.
He stares for a long moment, and then hesitantly--]
... Of course I do, but-- [... but why so much dread.] --what are you planning?
[1/2]
[He says, so sunnily--]
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[1/???]
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yeah done
And he hisses out, furious but effectively momentarily crippled--]
I am going to kill you.
[oh god ow]
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Rethink that after I get us out of here.
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Oh no!
Sousei has Collapsed!
[do you hear the Capital Letter]
We have to get home immediately!!
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Out of the way!!
[ESCAPE PLAN? SUCCESSFUL?]
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They'll probably have to make apologies later, especially to Mary, considering Tenka ruined that dance she was hoping for. Either way, though, Sousei is still wheezing, but as soon as they're outside, he's aiming a punch at Tenka's head.]
Put me down, idiot! I am never going to listen to your "plans" ever again!
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I'm gonna drop you, you ungrateful asshole!
[Though he's otherwise still walking. You'd be surprised what Tenka can endure.]
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[Yeah.
He's still squirming.
As much as he can, anyway, after that critical hit, which is not near as much as usual.]
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[It was a critical hit.
He admits it might be funny to watch Sousei faceplant.]
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He's not entirely sure but he sure would try.
Oh god he's so Over this entire thing.]
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Tenka lifts him off his shoulder and
essentially drops him onto his feet]
Let's see it, Yamainu-san.
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Even though there's that urge.
Slowly, he takes a deep breath.
Okay........ okay. He can.........walk. One step in front of the next.
... ... ... Just give him a moment.]
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Tenka's just crossing his arms and watching.]
So.
At this rate, we'll get home in about five years.
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Shut up.
[He grits his teeth, wills his legs to be steadier, and takes a step forward.
And another.
He's a little unsteady, but hey, he's walking through pure force of will mostly.]
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But.... nah, he doesn't think he's tall enough for that (is that the only reason?).
Regardless, he's just shaking his head and stepping in front of Sousei and forcing the other man right back onto his back. At least this is moderately less mortifying. Sorta.]
No, the entire point of injuring you was to get out of their faster. Stop ruining the plan for your pride.
[ok but it was a dumb plan]
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[This is embarrassing and humiliating and he still hurts so much, you'd better bet he's pissed.
But also he thinks that getting out of here ASAP trumps everything right now, especially with how much he hurts and how stupid Tenka is being.
So he just grumbles and loosely wraps his arms around Tenka's neck to hold himself in place properly, despite the urge to properly strangle him, which is very Present.]
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[HE BEAMS, SO HAPPILY ABOUT IT TOO]
Good choice if you ask me. Bahahahaha!!
[please don't strangle him, sousei]
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Rather, he's not strangling Tenka, though the urge is still there, but he is grabbing a good handful of that crab hair and giving it a sharp tug.
Fucker.]
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but admittedly that probably makes it much easier to grab just the bun and]
Gaahhhhh!!!
Not my beautiful hair!
[tenka plz]
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