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[deontology]

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[sunshrouded]

milla's coming over for tea

can you make tea

[this would probably be a more interesting text if Sousei wasn't on the couch 3 inches away from Tenka

and Tenka's legs weren't tossed across Sousei's lap (probably after they fought over it and tenka eventually got his way even though he suffered through a punch)

and if this wasn't something that Tenka could literally say out loud right now

damn]

[deontology]

[Yeah he's blinking at that. He thought the text was from milla, but no, it's from the moron sitting next to him.]

... Why are you texting me? You are sitting right next to me.

[sunshrouded]

[he's not answering

instead sousei's phone beeps again]

my vocal cords are rusty from disuse

i am muted

[aka lazy]

[deontology]

I refuse to respond to you this way.

[And he sets his phone down on the table face down.

Sorry if you're texting him at the moment, Milla.]

oh my god you asked for this

[sunshrouded]

my partner doesn't care for my needs

[sunshrouded]

what if i never speak a word again and it's your fault

[sunshrouded]

we went through this once when you were deaf already why do you hate the sound of my voice it's a good voice

[sunshrouded]

sousei smells

[sunshrouded]

he looks funny

[sunshrouded]

and is obsessed with little imaginary pieces of fruit

[sunshrouded]

he's a bad driver

[sunshrouded]

they let you return things that you buy here can i exchange my partner for a puppy

done probably

[sunshrouded]

[HE'S IN THE MIDDLE OF TYPING ANOTHER PLEASE STOP HIM]

[deontology]

[YEAH HE'S GONNA STOP YOU, TENKA.

BY REACHING OVER TO GRAB THE PHONE AWAY.

THERE IS NOTHING MORE ANNOYING THAN LISTENING TO HIS PHONE CONSTANTLY BUZZ AS HE GETS TEXT AFTER TEXT, ASSHOLE.]

Enough!

[sunshrouded]

[NO ABSOLUTELY NOT

TENKA'S JUST TRYING TO MOVE THE PHONE OUT OF SOUSEI'S GRASP AND AS IF HE WASN'T TOO LAZY TO TALK A SECOND AGO]

Was stealing the Abe sword not enough for you?!

[#throwback]

[deontology]

[????!!!?!??!?!

Sousei's hand goes to Tenka's face to SHOVE HIM BACKWARDS.

He's still trying to grab that phone.]

It is my family sword! Don't be stupid!

[sunshrouded]

[THERE IS A HAND ON HIS FACE

HE DOESN'T LIKE THAT

his answer is now to lick it

yeah, he's 5]

Youh huhid, huheed!!

[Translation: You're stupid, stupid!!]

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[.....................!!!]

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[And Sousei shoves Tenka with all he's got, because that's so gross.]

You are disgusting!

[sunshrouded]

[oof, aaaand his back is on the couch

and he's making a face now]

No, you're disgusting!

You taste so gross!!

[vaguely gay but mostly childish]

[deontology]

[????]

You shouldn't lick people!

[WHY DOES THIS EVEN HAVE TO BE SAID]

Your habits are all atrocious!

[sunshrouded]

Your face is atrocious!

[now that's just a lie]

[deontology]

[...???]

Regardless. Milla is coming over now?

[sunshrouded]

Yeah! I want to meet your friend!!

[ . . . . ok, Tenka. Don't decide those things on your own.]