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[deontology]

This is Abe no Sousei. Leave your request promptly.

Thank you.

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text; few days post-intro log probs

[kirkwalled]

so i may need to change my lifestyle around a little

[deontology]

is that so? and why is that

1/2

[kirkwalled]

because i think i eat vests wait no data the wrong baker your so

2/2

[kirkwalled]

[ SWITCHING TO VIDEO NOW. the cerevice shows a hawke, sitting on her bathroom counter and covered in blood. the cerevice hovers in front of her and she glares spitefully at it, holding tissue to her very bloody, probably broken nose. ]

Voice to text, it says, and yet all my words come out wrong. Ridiculous. I meant to say, "because I think I'm a mess." Who in the world eats vests? No one! They're inedible!

[deontology]

There are some things I would not put past someone like you.

[rude as fuck, Sousei.]

And why are you a mess or eating vests?

[kirkwalled]

[ in the flattest tone: ]

I'll go on a pure cloth diet just for you, Sousei.

[ but right. back to her complaints! ]

I was in the Entertainment District once again -- well, closer to the Pleasure, actually, ahaha and I ran into some... robots who didn't take well to the last time I encountered one of them. Something about some pineapples and a shopping cart. Very silly stuff. Either way, we got into a bit of a scuffle and it's fine, I'm fine, but it got me thinking.

[ all that said in a nasally voice as she continues to shove tissues at her nose and delicately poke at it. ]

You know, Merrill arrived the other day.

[ hawke, you have literally never mentioned merrill or anyone else you know from back home to sousei ever. ]

[deontology]

[thank.]

... You are incapable of telling a proper story. [Just so you know.] Yes, I met her. She seemed rather used to trouble--that should have tipped me off that you knew each other.

[kirkwalled]

[ just have a dismissive handwave, sousei!! ]

I'm slightly offended? She's actually quite sweet, though I'm not sure how that would incline you to her since you only seem capable of befriending terrible people.

[ a pause and -- ]

I helped save her life, you know! She would be homeless and wandering around a mountain if not for me.

[ hawke doesn't actually believe that but YOU KNOW. showmanship. ]