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[deontology]

This is Abe no Sousei. Leave your request promptly.

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[sunshrouded]

also what's a brazilian wax

[deontology]

why would I do that

don't be stupid. [he's still trying to figure out why??? cats?????]

something weird is going on with these.

[sunshrouded]

you didn't answer my question

[sunshrouded]

but i dunno i forgot to wash the dishes or something??

[sunshrouded]

hey what does your say though

are you at work

can i come see

[deontology]

yes i'm at work

no you can't come see. no i didn't give the robots your phone number.

10 minutes later

[sunshrouded]

hey i'm coming over what do you want for lunch

if you don't respond i'm getting something from the vending machines

[deontology]

if it doesn't have rice and isn't fresh, i won't eat it.

[deontology]

i said no

[why does he even try]

[sunshrouded]

why are you so bad at eating

[sunshrouded]

i'll be over in 20 minutes

[deontology]

i'm not bad at eating. your taste in food here is terrible.

i'm WORKING

30 minutes later

[sunshrouded]

[he got distracted and maybe lost]

i'm outside and my hands are full, let me in

[sunshrouded]

and don't tell me you were working, we've been texting for the past hour

[sunshrouded]

SOOOUUUSEEEIIIIII

[sunshrouded]

RING RING RING RING

[sunshrouded]

BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEEEEEP

[deontology]

[he doesn't even bother to respond to those texts.

He just silences his phone and goes to greet Tenka at the front desk.

And he looks so unamused, though he'll at least take some of the things from him so he's not carrying it all.]

[sunshrouded]

[This is your life now, Sousei.

Though honestly Tenka doesn't look even a little bit guilty... Whoops....

So he's just going to grin.]

Took you long enough!

Hungry?

[did you miss the 6 times he told you not to visit, tenka]

[deontology]

No.

[Actually, he might be... it's definitely lunch time, but. He's saying it to be contrary at this point. TENKA WHY.]

Now leave. You're being trouble.

[and he doesn't want to be mocked for his "match".]

[sunshrouded]

That's nothing new, is it?

[Yeah, no he's not going.]

C'mon. You gotta eat or else Kiiko's gonna yell at me. [And you might think that he's being considerate but then he follows that up with-]

And can I see your phone?

[deontology]

No.

[UGH TENKA STOP.

Except Sousei just turns on his heel to find a better place to eat than surrounded by all of these robots.]

You have your own. You don't need mine.

[sunshrouded]

[TENKA NEVER STOPS.

And he's following after just like when they were kids.]

Aww c'mon! We can have a laugh together! We can trade!

[he's a lot less embarrassed than sousei is]

[deontology]

[HE'S NOT EMBARRASSED OKAY.... it's just really, really dumb.

When he finds a satisfactory place, he just sighs, settling himself on the floor (of course) and glancing over Tenka's food choices.

....well.]

At least it isn't all packaged. [Those packaged things were weird. Doritos? Never again.

he's ignoring the phones thing.]

[sunshrouded]

[No, he probably got some of those things from the market that are prepared 'fresh daily' with rice. Because Tenka listens sometimes and honestly Sousei should eat. There's probably even fish and stuff.

But then he's plopping himself on the floor and honestly helping himself to the food without hesitation.

And ignoring Sousei's attempt to ignore him-]

So who's your perfect match? When do I get to meet them? Do you think Kiiko would approve?