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[deontology]

Rather, it's the fact that it's you that makes this so irritating.

[Look, he's just saying it like it is........ even as they dance along with the music...

God why is this happening to him.]

[sunshrouded]

You know how I told Yang that sometimes I can't tell if you like or hate me?

[Very seriously:]

This is one of those times.

[deontology]

I am currently dancing with you because you could not tell a little girl "no" when you should have, rather than putting unnecessary thoughts in her head.

[Damn straight right now he kind of hates you a little.]

[sunshrouded]

Have you tried telling a little girl "no" before?! Waterworks! The flood of tears can't be stopped!

I can't make my little sister cry!!

[deontology]

[oh my god tenka--]

You're occasionally legitimately a waste of my time.

[HE CAN'T BELIEVE THIS.]

We need to find a way to leave.

[sunshrouded]

[ . . . . . . you're not going to like what comes out of his mouth next:]

Do you trust me?

[deontology]

[No he really doesn't like this at all.

It sets off alarm bells in his head.

He stares for a long moment, and then hesitantly--]

... Of course I do, but-- [... but why so much dread.] --what are you planning?

[1/2]

[sunshrouded]

Trust me.

[He says, so sunnily--]

[sunshrouded]

[--right before he knees Sousei in the balls.]

[1/???]

[deontology]

[Trust me, Tenka says, and terribly, Sousei knows that he does. He's never doubted it, after all. Tenka is his partner, and he knows he won't betray his trust again, not after he did 11 years before and regretted it--]

[deontology]

[oh god he takes it back he shouldn't have fucking trusted tenka]

yeah done

[deontology]

[It's not like Tenka was gentle about it, after all, and Sousei crumples a little against him with a quiet, muffled ugh, expression pained.

And he hisses out, furious but effectively momentarily crippled--]

I am going to kill you.

[oh god ow]

[sunshrouded]

[Quietly:]

Rethink that after I get us out of here.

[sunshrouded]

[LOUDLY:]

Oh no!

Sousei has Collapsed!

[do you hear the Capital Letter]

We have to get home immediately!!

[sunshrouded]

[Cue Tenka using his brute strength for the Forces of Good as he then proceeds to toss his partner over his shoulder and make a break for the door.]

Out of the way!!

[ESCAPE PLAN? SUCCESSFUL?]

[deontology]

[PROBABLY SUCCESSFUL in that everyone is so shocked and confused that they don't even think to stop them, really.

They'll probably have to make apologies later, especially to Mary, considering Tenka ruined that dance she was hoping for. Either way, though, Sousei is still wheezing, but as soon as they're outside, he's aiming a punch at Tenka's head.]

Put me down, idiot! I am never going to listen to your "plans" ever again!

[sunshrouded]

[GUH--!]

I'm gonna drop you, you ungrateful asshole!

[Though he's otherwise still walking. You'd be surprised what Tenka can endure.]

[deontology]

Then drop me! I don't want to be carried by you!

[Yeah.

He's still squirming.

As much as he can, anyway, after that critical hit, which is not near as much as usual.]

[sunshrouded]

You really think you can walk all the way on your home right now?

[It was a critical hit.

He admits it might be funny to watch Sousei faceplant.]

[deontology]

I am capable of walking! [pro...bably...

He's not entirely sure but he sure would try.

Oh god he's so Over this entire thing.]

[sunshrouded]

[And entirely for the purpose of watching Sousei faceplant.

Tenka lifts him off his shoulder and

essentially drops him onto his feet]

Let's see it, Yamainu-san.

[deontology]

[He makes a noise rather reminiscent of "hrk" as he's dropped onto his feet, but somehow, through a massive amount of willpower, he manages to retain them and not immediately sink to the ground.

Even though there's that urge.

Slowly, he takes a deep breath.

Okay........ okay. He can.........walk. One step in front of the next.

... ... ... Just give him a moment.]

[sunshrouded]

[....... He's getting a moment.

Tenka's just crossing his arms and watching.]

So.

At this rate, we'll get home in about five years.

[deontology]

[And, sharply and quietly--]

Shut up.

[He grits his teeth, wills his legs to be steadier, and takes a step forward.

And another.

He's a little unsteady, but hey, he's walking through pure force of will mostly.]

[sunshrouded]

[Tenka watches for a moment and Deeply Considers picking Sousei right up underneath his arm and walking along, kinda like how Dad used to do.

But.... nah, he doesn't think he's tall enough for that (is that the only reason?).

Regardless, he's just shaking his head and stepping in front of Sousei and forcing the other man right back onto his back. At least this is moderately less mortifying. Sorta.]

No, the entire point of injuring you was to get out of their faster. Stop ruining the plan for your pride.

[ok but it was a dumb plan]