Sousei looks like he's sucking on lemons, really, even as he settles his hands as well. At least it's Tenka, so he's used to the physical touch...but even so, it's still awkward. This isn't Tenka slinging an arm around him like he tends to do.
Ugh.
The music starts, and he starts his steps.]
They aren't. They're particularly not fun with you. [this is stupid.]
[Though judging by his expression, he's.... in some form of agreement, at least. Definitely not enjoying this. Yet his steps go along with the music well enough....
Why couldn't this be something that he forgot over the years....]
I am currently dancing with you because you could not tell a little girl "no" when you should have, rather than putting unnecessary thoughts in her head.
[Damn straight right now he kind of hates you a little.]
[Trust me, Tenka says, and terribly, Sousei knows that he does. He's never doubted it, after all. Tenka is his partner, and he knows he won't betray his trust again, not after he did 11 years before and regretted it--]
[PROBABLY SUCCESSFUL in that everyone is so shocked and confused that they don't even think to stop them, really.
They'll probably have to make apologies later, especially to Mary, considering Tenka ruined that dance she was hoping for. Either way, though, Sousei is still wheezing, but as soon as they're outside, he's aiming a punch at Tenka's head.]
Put me down, idiot! I am never going to listen to your "plans" ever again!
[He makes a noise rather reminiscent of "hrk" as he's dropped onto his feet, but somehow, through a massive amount of willpower, he manages to retain them and not immediately sink to the ground.
Even though there's that urge.
Slowly, he takes a deep breath.
Okay........ okay. He can.........walk. One step in front of the next.
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Cue Tenka's hand going in Sousei's.
The other around Sousei's waist.
And he's wheezing gently even as the music starts--]
This is dumb. Who came up with these dances anyway? They're not even fun.
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Sousei looks like he's sucking on lemons, really, even as he settles his hands as well. At least it's Tenka, so he's used to the physical touch...but even so, it's still awkward. This isn't Tenka slinging an arm around him like he tends to do.
Ugh.
The music starts, and he starts his steps.]
They aren't. They're particularly not fun with you. [this is stupid.]
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I'm not that bad at it!!
[Though judging by his expression, he's.... in some form of agreement, at least. Definitely not enjoying this. Yet his steps go along with the music well enough....
Why couldn't this be something that he forgot over the years....]
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[Look, he's just saying it like it is........ even as they dance along with the music...
God why is this happening to him.]
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[Very seriously:]
This is one of those times.
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[Damn straight right now he kind of hates you a little.]
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I can't make my little sister cry!!
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You're occasionally legitimately a waste of my time.
[HE CAN'T BELIEVE THIS.]
We need to find a way to leave.
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Do you trust me?
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It sets off alarm bells in his head.
He stares for a long moment, and then hesitantly--]
... Of course I do, but-- [... but why so much dread.] --what are you planning?
[1/2]
[He says, so sunnily--]
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[1/???]
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yeah done
And he hisses out, furious but effectively momentarily crippled--]
I am going to kill you.
[oh god ow]
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Rethink that after I get us out of here.
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Oh no!
Sousei has Collapsed!
[do you hear the Capital Letter]
We have to get home immediately!!
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Out of the way!!
[ESCAPE PLAN? SUCCESSFUL?]
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They'll probably have to make apologies later, especially to Mary, considering Tenka ruined that dance she was hoping for. Either way, though, Sousei is still wheezing, but as soon as they're outside, he's aiming a punch at Tenka's head.]
Put me down, idiot! I am never going to listen to your "plans" ever again!
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I'm gonna drop you, you ungrateful asshole!
[Though he's otherwise still walking. You'd be surprised what Tenka can endure.]
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[Yeah.
He's still squirming.
As much as he can, anyway, after that critical hit, which is not near as much as usual.]
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[It was a critical hit.
He admits it might be funny to watch Sousei faceplant.]
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He's not entirely sure but he sure would try.
Oh god he's so Over this entire thing.]
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Tenka lifts him off his shoulder and
essentially drops him onto his feet]
Let's see it, Yamainu-san.
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Even though there's that urge.
Slowly, he takes a deep breath.
Okay........ okay. He can.........walk. One step in front of the next.
... ... ... Just give him a moment.]
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